Summer and beach drinks are great — but everyone knows that real men don’t imbibe liquor which is hosting a silly umbrella.

Scotch is a prototypical “power drink” enjoyed by movers, shakers and those who just like to act like one. Although it is enjoyed by many, most guys do not understand the basics of scotch — such as the difference between single malt and blended scotches.

Sure, it’s a guy’s right to indulge in an occasional oozing cheesesteak or a gargantuan plate of fiery hot wings — but those of us who wish to remain fit attempt to focus more on healthy fare on a day to day basis.

A martini might make you appear smooth, a beer shows you can be a regular guy — but nothing says “rough and tumble” better than ordering a stiff shot of bourbon.

Home brewing was legalized in the United States in 1979, and since then it has taken off in popularity. Surely at least one person you know has dreams of starting up the next Sam Adams in their basement, and amateur brewer contests attract hundreds — in some cases thousands — of entrants.

The advent of the Internet has greatly increased the availability of porn, and previous forays into darkly lit video store back-rooms is now replaced with a few easy clicks of the mouse. Just how pervasive is porn in today’s society?

It is hardly a secret that the male mind produces a wide range of sexual fantasies — for some of us on an hourly basis. Although we recognize the depravity of our own minds, we assume the opposite gender has fantasies relating to passionate love in a daisy field or romantic evenings in front of the fireplace. In that, we are wrong.

Seeing that over half of all marriages end in divorce — most within 5 years — it is not surprising that there are a plethora of recently divorced men now re-entering the dating pool.

There are weird laws of all sorts, but when it comes to sex — strange laws take the cake.

While some of us are true oenophiles, most men are intimidated when it comes to ordering wine. Many falsely believe that one must sacrifice an arm and a leg in order to enjoy your meal with a nice bottle of wine at a restaurant — but this is not the case.