Comedian Jeff Allen on Exercising and Dieting

www.jeffallencomedy.com Christian Comedian Jeff Allen’s hilarious take on diet and exercise.

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  1. GrimmThePhantom says:

    (continuation) Think about a Porsche or a Volkswagon car. They both have air-cooled, flat, horizontal, opposed, 4-cylinder engines in the rear; independant rear suspensions; two doors; trunk in the front; and many other similarities. Why do these two very different cars have so many similarities? Because they had the same designer! Whether similarity is morphological (shape,form) or biochemical is no consequence to the lack of logic in this argument for evolution. (continued)

  2. GrimmThePhantom says:

    (continuation) If humans were entirely different from all other living things, then what would we eat? If we are to eat food to gain nutrients and energy to live, what would we eat if every other organism on earth were fundamentally different biochemically? How could we digest them and how we use the amino acids, sugars, etc., if they were different from the ones we have in our bodies? Biochemical similarity is necessary for us to eat!” I hope this is sufficient.

  3. oaaserud says:

    hahahahahah. ok, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT EVOLUTION IS. this debate is over, i refuse to talk to someone as dumb as you.
    and btw, facts are the same place i told you before: DNA/RNA, skeletons, speed of light and gravity. omfg.. cant believe you are that stupid and said what you just said

  4. GrimmThePhantom says:

    This is too rich. I disprove about biochemical similarity and then you stomp your foot and pout saying the argument is over. Skeletons don’t prove a thing, name any of the ape/human transitional fossils and I can disprove them. I know you guys like to compare evolution to gravity but it doesn’t work. Gravity is invisible and we don’t know how it works. We cannot see God and He works in mysterious ways. Gravity is more like creation than evolution.

  5. oaaserud says:

    E=MC2. ffs.. ive seen wallpaintings that are 10.000 years old, axes that are older.. and you say “i can disprove it” hahaha.. you know nothing dude.. you cant disprove something that we KNOW for a fact, if it could, it wouldnt be facts.. learn about science and how it works, if it was disproven or had faults, it wouldnt be a theory, like evolution, or gravity.

  6. oaaserud says:

    do you know why religion isnt a theory? because it has flaws, and things in their books that are plain our wrong.. they were once hypothesis, but didnt go through the tests and ended up as religions since millions have been brainwashed for thousands of years to belive it. gladly, science has come that far that we can say that its bullshit, and prove it, and show where its wrong =) still, people still like to live inside their “safe bubble” and just say its wrong =)

  7. oaaserud says:

    do you know why religion isnt a theory? because it has flaws, and things in their books that are plain our wrong.. they were once hypothesis, but didnt go through the tests and ended up as religions since millions have been brainwashed for thousands of years to belive it. gladly, science has come that far that we can say that its bullshit, and prove it, and show where its wrong =) still, people still like to live inside their “safe bubble” and just say its wrong =)

  8. oaaserud says:

    and yes, this discussion is over, since you LACK so freakin much information.. i just cant sit here and learn you things it takes years to learn.
    such as math, history, evolution, space etc.. and you have no intent to learn you can just sit there as a dumb religious cunt and say its all wrong and believe in your invisible cookie monster

  9. GrimmThePhantom says:

    Well I disagree with you there and have shown that through this debate. I thank you for the time you took to defend your religion and allowed me to practice my rebutta;s for future arguments with more scientific opponents. Thanks.

  10. oaaserud says:

    and again your intelligence seem to lack, intelligence is not something that comes easy.. i dont believe in a religion, because religion is BULLSHIT.
    after 50 messages about me telling you im Atheistic and you still cant get it in? =S

  11. GrimmThePhantom says:

    Oh goody, more insults that have nothing to do with science and lacks supporting evidence. I love it when you guys cannot rebuttal something so you just call us stupid, it proves you have become desperate.

  12. GrimmThePhantom says:

    Evolution has no actual evidence for a few of their claims and completely are relied on faith = religion.

  13. mussonman says:

    lol “One of you will betray me”

  14. oaaserud says:

    evolution has 5 non deny able facts they depend on.
    DNA, Speed of light, skeletons, species around our globe and our globe itself.
    and all the other evidence found points to the same direction, if we found something pointing another way, Evolution would be dropped as a theory instantly.
    and you still keep spouting shit, not even knowing what a religion is =S
    just please, i beg you, LEARN SOMETHING.. really annoying sitting here talkning to a child who dont know anything

  15. GrimmThePhantom says:

    ‘who dont know anything.’? Do you want to rephrase that? Similarity in DNA is so animals and humans will all be able to eat of the same plant kingdom. Without that similarity, there would have to thousands of more animal and plant kingdoms to allow organisms to have food. Species are evidence og genetic variation which is caused by breeding. If you are referring to Neanderthals they are only old men with a disease like rickets. Pekeing man was where men ate monkey heads.

  16. oaaserud says:

    you clearly dont enough about DNA or how our plant/animal kingdom work to even talk about it. and your explination of nanderthals and other extinct races just shows me how “brainwashed” you have been. as ive said earlier, and have to say again. untill you actually learn something about this planet by your self, and see it with your own eyes, stop talking about it.. emberrasing to even try to have a conversation with you

  17. GrimmThePhantom says:

    >sigh< You know it's quite difficult to argue with someone who only insults you and never gives examples of evidence for his belief system, which is what you are doing. I'll go in depth about Peking Man. In a cave, archeologist found human skeletons, tools, and caved in monkey heads. They said that these monkeys learned how to make tools. Sure, and they're testing the tools on their heads! They found along with the monkey heads three human heads to go with the three human skeletons.

  18. oaaserud says:

    the evolutionary theory is way beyond evidence.
    i have pointed you several times to where you can start to learn about your planet, but you only seem interested in your religious book..
    and when i point you to evidence like speed of light, and DNA you say i never give you examples.. google search: evolution, planet tellus/earth, geology.. and about the human mind.. dont forget to go indept into DNA/RNA and the evolutionary tree

  19. GrimmThePhantom says:

    Now, hold on. What you want me to do is google search about geology (I’m guessing you’re referring to the geological column) and the evolutionary tree. So you’re to lazy to give me example yourself and tell me to give you evidence to use against myself. That’s ridiculous. The evolutionary tree is a drawing in textbooks  based off similarities of animal appearances which I already rebuttaled.

  20. Jadandlud says:

    Dude, don’t bother with oasserud anymore. He’ll believe what he wants to believe regardless of evidence and facts. That’s how faithful he is to his system. By the way, you should check out Laminin.

  21. GrimmThePhantom says:

    Good idea. Some people are so ignorant of evidence, that they will argue saying the dumbest things. I’ve never heard of Laminin, what is it?

  22. Jadandlud says:

    The laminins are a family of glycoproteins that are an integral part of the structural scaffolding in almost every tissue of an organism. They are secreted and incorporated into cell-associated extracellular matrices. Laminin is vital for the maintenance and survival of tissues.

    There’s a picture of it on google. YOU HAVE TO SEE IT!!!
    This cell adhesion molecule is more than enough evidence for me.

  23. GrimmThePhantom says:

    Thanks! Usually whenever I talk about micro-organisms I say their structure is more comples than a spacecraft which is evidence that we did not start simple one-celled organisms and that we didn’t even evolve at all! Thanks again.

  24. oaaserud says:

    hahaha

  25. Tonymanfan says:

    1:25 sounds like “Styrofoam Penis”

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