This month is the 20^th anniversary of one of music’s most influential album releases.  The rock band Nirvana released its second album ‘Nevermind’ on September 24, 1991.   If you haven’t listened to it in awhile or have never listened to the whole thing, maybe it’s time for a re-visit.  This album became a huge commercial success by the end of 1991 and is considered one of the best rock albums of all time. There is no surprise as to how the frontman, Kurt Cobain could immediately connect with the people through this album as the music created by him and his band is absolutely haunting.   The main grunge and alternative rock comes out perfectly through the high power songs and puts the album right at the top of rock lovers’ favorite album list.

The first single, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” shot to fame and also popularized Nirvana as a band. It is also featured in the top ten rock songs of all time. This is just a hint of what the album has in store. Each song is so masterfully crafted with riffs that were simple yet mesmerizing. Over 30 million copies of ‘Nevermind’ have been sold to date.

Cobain produced the music in such a way that most of the songs are based on power chords and there is a vast shift within the songs ranging from loud and heavy to sudden soft patches which actually makes the songs interesting and catchy. Cobain had the idea that music should come first and lyrics should come second in the priority list. Yet the lyrics were masterpieces in their own right.

The entire album still creates a stirring experience to whoever hears it.  The distortion in “Come As You Are” and “In Bloom” sounds like the ‘watery’ effect which they wanted to create and the album is a must hear for all those die hard grunge fans.  It is definitely worth a listen for the first time or for the first time in a long time.

Hey guys if ever you were concerned about touching your sac…don’t be.  Gorgeous glamor girl and lingerie model Rhian Sugden in this video shows you just the best way to do it.

Seriously though, for all of us guys testicular self-exams are as important as self-breast exams for women.  If you feel any lumps or bumps down in your sac that should not be there, get yourself to the doctor as soon as possible.  Testicular cancer affects young men the most.  The most dangerous years of your life for this cancer are 16-38.

So go ahead and touch yourself… and do it often.

Jean Giono had once said, “The Gods create the odors, the men manufacture the perfumes.”

Your coolest threads are never complete without a spray of some nice fragrance. Perfumes or colognes add a finishing touch to the perfect outfit, whether it’s a club outfit, casuals or formal office wear. The last thing you want is to smell like a trashcan when you look like the handsome model every girl wants.  A good fragrance always creates a good impression amongst people, especially among women.  But not everyone knows the art of wearing and using colognes. It’s very important to get this art correct.  Here are the basic guidelines before you invest in an expensive bottle of cologne.

1.  Select the correct smell for you – One myth that needs to be broken here is that men have no common and universal fragrances.  All fragrances smell differently on a man’s body due to the difference in the skin type.  The best way to know which fragrance suits you the best is to try them out.  This trial has to be done the right way by spraying on cards and not spraying on your different body parts.  Smelling coffee after every smell of perfume is also a good option to cleanse your nose.

2.  One cologne is not enough – Owning two or more fragrances for different times of the day is also essential.  Daytime requires light fragrances, while strong colognes are preferred at night.  You should also pay attention and use scents that suit the occasion. Not everything is made for every occasion.  You should definitely not wear strong scents to every outing.  So, you really need to invest in two or more good fragrances of different kinds.

3.  Variants in Perfumes – There are a number of types of cologne out there and every man should know when to use what and where.  The three basics are:

Eau de Parfum – The concentration of essence in EDP is about 8% – 15%.  It is the strongest among the three. It also lasts for a very long time.

Eau de Toilette – EDT has lesser concentration than EDP, that is, 5% – 8%. I t’s good for everyday use as it has a very delicate smell.

Eau de Cologne – EDC is the lightest and stays for only 2 hours. Its concentration is 3% – 5%.

4.  Applying Cologne – Do not bathe yourself with cologne.  Remember the rule, less is better.  Too strong of a scent will drive everyone away from you and will turn into stink more than scent.

If you remember these basic pointers you should be well on your way to smelling great and bringing in the ladies.

Labor Day is just a few short days away and perhaps one of the last chances to have a really killer grill out.  Making and serving a good steak for your guests is key to a great backyard barbeque.  Modern techniques and machines allow us to grill inside the kitchen. However, the problem has always remained the same.  How do you make the steak properly grilled yet juicy and flavorful. One of the most important rules to a great steak is to remember not to serve it immediately after cooking. The juices tend to stick on the surface rather than inside the meat. If the steak is served after 10-15 minutes of grilling, then the juices and flavor sink into the meat. Here are some unique ways to grill steak for a memorable and delicious barbeque.

Choose steaks that are not very thick or very thin. Inappropriate steaks cause most of the problems. 1-inch thick steaks are good for grilling. Marinate the meat with limejuice, salt, ginger-garlic paste, green chili paste and red chili powder for about three to four hours. Then pop it on the grill.

1.  Grilling the steak on charcoal fire gives a great flavor.  If you’ve got the option of grilling it over charcoal, it will be ideal. The meat should be marinated     with a portion of Tequila, salt, spices like a pinch of turmeric, chili powder and garlic paste. The smoke of the fire will add to the taste.

2.  A proper marinade makes the meat soft and chewy. Vinegar is one of the best ingredients to marinate the meat. If you have access to chilly vinegar, it will taste even better. A good option of grilling the steak can be with peppercorn. The taste of pepper brings spicy notes. The marinated meat should be smeared with pepper which is half crushed and then grilled over the charcoal fire or gas burner.  This is a great preparation.

3.  Mustard sauce is another favorite with many people. The steaks have to be well marinated with either vinegar or limejuice and salt.  Then pick your choice of mustard sauce.  Cook the steaks rare to medium in this recipe for the best taste. Seasoning with fresh herbs of your choice will bring out the flavors as well.

One of the most important things to note while grilling is that the steak should not be turned many times. It tends to dry the meat. Harder meat can also cause dryness while eating. Try to make it soft by letting it grill and not turning it over and over.

If you try some of the suggestions above you will no doubt have a kick-ass grill out.

We can’t all be the perfect lady’s man.  If you’re one of those guys who needs a few clues about picking-up women at nightclubs and bars here are a few tips that might just help you score.

Are you too afraid to approach a woman? Don’t be, as women can smell fear from a mile away. Women like men who have a powerful personality and a strong social presence. Men who exude loads of confidence in a group and are comfortable in a social gathering manage to attract the attention of women.  A well-groomed and great smelling man is a definite turn-on, but don’t forget about your personality.  What matters is how you can charm those around you.

When you go up to a woman to initiate a conversation with her avoid boring or mundane topics like work, family, business or politics.

Do not try the most obvious pick-up lines on her or else be prepared for a short interaction. Some guys have a natural ability to hold conversations but talking to a complete stranger with the intention of seducing her certainly requires some more skills.

You should try something that will take her by surprise and make her remember you. Your job is to make her feel comfortable so that she feels free to open up to you. Keep working at ramping up her interest in you.  Compliment her looks of course, but also compliment something more unusual like her shoes, jewelry, or handbag.  These might seem strange to us guys, but will make an impression with the ladies.

You also might just try to inject some humor into your conversation. A good sense of humor is a desirable quality in men that women value a lot. However, if your lines seem premeditated or fake you will strike-out.  Have something ready, but make sure it sounds like you just came up with it on the spot.

If the woman you are interested in has come to the bar with a group of women, do not simply single her out and ignore her friends. Introduce yourself to the entire group and talk with them. First impressions are very important with her friends. Crack a really funny joke or say something witty to charm your lady’s friends and you’re in.

Offering to buy a drink is standard. Buy a drink for her friends too and watch them all melt. You should also buy your buddies a drink but make sure all the women, especially the one you are hitting-on, gets to see and hear the fact that you’ve bought a drink for your buddies. This will up your desirability by a few notches as well.

The key to picking up a woman, be it at the bar or anywhere else, is confidence and fearlessness. However, exercise a little restraint and do not get all cocky. If you manage to keep her intrigued throughout the conversation you can be sure of one thing: she’ll be dying to see you again!

So you’ve started a workout program and are hitting the weights to gain some bulk or just tone-up.  It’s pretty common knowledge these days that you need to take in some kind of recovery drink 1-2 hours after a heavy workout.  This will not only help you improve your results, but will also keep you feeling better and prevent you from massive stiffness and sore muscles.  A good post-workout protein shake is a finishing touch to a good session with the weights or some kind of cross-training session. You have planned a good schedule for your workout but now what you need is the perfect protein shake to recharge your body.  In the hour that follows your workout, it’s very important to provide your body with nutrients, especially proteins.

Make sure not to skip your protein drink or to postpone it and have it after 2 hours have passed from the end of your workout. It would be best if you carry your protein shake mix to the gym for the ride back home. With all of the post-workout drinks available these days it is important to keep in mind some of the basic ideas for what you should be consuming for optimal results.

Look for the correct protein – Choose a high quality protein which has the ability to quickly break-down and get absorbed into your body. The best protein which absorbs rapidly after a good workout session is either whey isolate or hydrolized whey.  Other times, like before bed or when meals will be 2 or more hours apart, a slower digesting protein like casein would be optimal.

Know how much protein you need – Before taking protein you need to know how much protein your body needs.  People who exercise heavily should take in 1.2 – 1.7 g/kg (0.5 – 0.8 grams per pound) of body weight for the best performance and muscle building.  There have been studies that say more protein intake than that does not necessarily build more muscle.

Add supplements – Two basic supplements that can be added to your protein shake are nitric oxide and creatine. The creatine is an important supplement that helps for protein metabolism that is lost during workouts.  The nitric oxide will help dilate, or open, up your blood vessels to supply more oxygen to your muscles and help you recover quicker.  Another important supplement to add would include a multivitamin.

Correct type of carbohydrates – You should take in a fast-acting carbohydrate right after your workout. A fast absorbing carbohydrate is necessary for post workout recovery.  Examples include ground-up oats and bananas.  After the digestion of the shake you can also take in a few slower digesting complexes like pasta and potatoes.

The perfect post protein shake for quick recovery and muscle growth would be the correct combination of the following:

• Whey isolate or hydrolyzed whey protein
• Creatine
• Nitric Oxide
• Multivitamin
• Fast-burning Carbohydrates

The combination of these ingredients1-2 hours after a training session will not only help you grow your muscles but also help you recover the energy and nutrients lost.

“I think I need to go to the ER.”  If you are a man you have probably said those words or thought them at least once in your life.   As the dog-days of summer are here visits to the ER are fast and furious.  The summer months of May-September are usually the busiest times of the year at most ERs.  Everything from, “I almost sawed my finger off ” to “ I was cutting the grass and got chest pains;”  are phrases that almost any ER doctor will hear more times in the summer that almost any other time of year.

We sat down with a busy ER doctor and talked about some of the most important symptoms men need to pay attention to.  These are the top 5 complaints he hears from men everyday, in no particular order.

1.  Trauma

Men are more than twice as likely as women to come to the ER for some kind of injury.  One of the most common is trauma due to physical assault.  In other words we go out and get in more fights than women.  No kidding!  Facial trauma and arm trauma are the most common.  If you have any of the following signs or symptoms you definitely need to get yourself to the ER.

-  Bruising behind your ears – concerning for skull fracture

-  One or both of your eyes feel stuck or can’t move – concerning for eye fracture

-  Your teeth don’t fit together right – concerning for jaw fracture

-  You can’t move your arm – concerning for dislocation

-  You can’t make a fist – concerning for hand fracture

2.  Genital Pain (penis and/or scrotum)

It is amazing how many of us would rather take a punch to the face than go to the ER and admit that there is something wrong with our groin area.  It is important to pay attention to your genitals because if left untreated, problems could lead to long-term problems from sterility to cancer.  The following problems indicate you may need to get to the ER.

-  Painful, swollen, blue or purple testicle – may be a sign of testicular torsion (a twisted nut) and needs to be seen right away because of the risk of testicular death

-  Painful urination (it hurts to pee) – may be a sign of sexually transmitted disease (STD) like chlamydia or gonorrhea which need antibiotics for  treatment

-  New lumps or bumps on your penis or scrotum – concerning for potential cancers (skin or testicle), especially if there is no pain with the new lump

-  Painful, swollen, deformed penis after sex – concerning for fractured penis, yes apparently this happens, and you need surgical repair

3. Chest Pain

This is by far the most common complaint that comes into the ER for men or women.  It is also one of the most difficult to figure out.  There are so many things in the chest from heart to lungs to stomach to nerves and muscles that all chest pains are not created equal.  The following are some symptoms that you need to pay special attention to.

-  Chest pain with exercise – concerning for potential heart blockage and heart attack

-  Chest pain with deep breathing – concerning for potential blood clot in the lung

-  Chest pain just under the right, lower ribs – concerning for gallbladder blockage or infection

4. Headache

Headaches can be caused from all sorts of things from emotional stress, to caffeine withdraw, to infection to bleeding.  Not to mention any wife or girlfriend issues that come along…everyday.  If any of the following headaches develop you need to get your ass to the ER.

-  Sudden onset like a thunderclap – concerning for ruptured aneurysm and internal brain bleeding

-  Headache with fever, stiff neck, altered mental state – concerning for meningitis, a bacterial infection in the brain

5.  Abdominal Pain

Next to chest pain this is the most common complaint that guys come to the hospital with.  There are so many organs in the abdomen that this is like a black-box trying to figure out what’s going on in there.  Everything from constipation to appendicitis could be the cause of your pain.  Here are some things to look out for.

-  General pain with nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea – concerning for gastroenteritis or a “stomach-flu”

-  Pain around the belly-button that moves to the right lower part of your abdomen – concerning for appendicitis  (a surgical emergency)

-  Pain under you right ribs, worse after eating – concerning for gallbladder blockage or infection

Alright fellas, there it is.  If you or a buddy develop any of these signs or symptoms you need to get medical attention or get to the closest ER right away.

The romance in all relationships inevitably has its ups and downs, and both parties must constantly make an effort when striving for better sex.  With better sex, the odds of your relationship lasting greatly increases.  The solution for when your sex life gets into a rut often devolves to creativity.  A few simple games or other techniques can go a long way towards having better sex.  The following are HardyMag’s top 10 tips for having better sex — hopefully a few can help bring the spark back into your relationship.

Act Out Your Fantasies

Both of you have fantasies, and the odds are you have yet to fulfill many of them.  Eliciting her fantasies can take some prodding, but once they are on the table you have a basis to work with.  Allowing her to live out one of her fantasies (assuming it doesn’t contain anything truly objectionable to you) will bring excitement and adventure back into your sex life.  Furthermore, once you facilitate one of her fantasies she’ll be obligated to assist in one of your fantasies — no doubt including another girl in a threesome is towards the top of your list.  Fantasies, when done right, can be a great tool towards better sex.

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Blindfolds

A plunge into the dark can do wonders towards having better sex.  When deprived of sight, the other senses become all the more acute.  This can only serve to heighten the sexual experience as well as adding a little adventure into your sex life.  Additionally, being blindfolded entails a high degree of trust — play in this arena can serve to heighten your bonds as a couple in addition to more intense sex in a physical sense.  Maybe you only desire to blindfold her, or possibly you are open to being blindfolded yourself.  Silk scarves make for an excellent blindfold — just don’t use anything that would make her uncomfortable, or have her appear to you as being a hostage or the like which can result in killing the experience for you.

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Cock Rings

There are times when you stay rock hard from foreplay all the way until you cum.  However, many times you will not remain fully rigid during the entirety of the act.  This has nothing to do with your potency or virility — it is a universal phenomenon experienced by all men.  An easy solution towards staying fully erect, along with extending your duration, is to use a cock ring.  Some girls might find it a bit strange looking at first, but once she feels the difference she’ll begin to greatly appreciate it — and it will lend to better sex for the both of you.

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Different Positions

If you’re stuck in a rut of mostly missionary with a little doggy-style occasionally thrown in, then exploring different positions can be a great help when seeking better sex.  The number of possible positions is limited solely by your imagination, and guides dating back to the ground-breaking Kama Sutra are available to provide suggestions when you run out of ideas.

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Dirty Talk

The difference between boring and better sex is often in the mind, and the propensity for both genders to become aroused solely from verbal stimulus is a testament to this fact.  Many girls are too shy to initiate dirty talk on their own, and they need to be gently guided and prompted.  If you’re girl hasn’t shown a clear propensity — and comfort — with dirty words in the past, then you are wise to venture into these waters carefully.  Some words are especially grating to the female ear no matter what context they are used in, so call it a pussy and not a cunt unless you desire to immediately kill her mood.

Also, avoid blurting out thoughts which call her a slut or a whore — no matter how appropriate they sound to you within the context of the moment.  You know that you are not in reality calling her a slut, but she doesn’t.  Be sensitive to this, and don’t have your first dirty words be something to the effect of “suck my cock you dirty whore”.   If done right, better sex is possible via words alone.

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Dress Up

Dressing up in “costumes” and other role playing techniques are excellent avenues towards better sex.  This can range from sexy lingerie all the way to latex and leather masks for those into such things.  Having her dress up as a cheerleader or maybe a teacher can facilitate you re-living youthful fantasies, and dressing up allows her to have a pretext for acting as she otherwise wouldn’t within the context of “real life”.  This sort of simple play is a great first step in order to have better sex, and it is easily incorporated into your sexual routines.

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Massages

Women love sensual massages, and they are a great way to relax her in advance of proposing new ideas towards having better sex.  When you are giving a massage she feels that she is at the center of your world, and all the attention is upon her.  Whereas chicks impart a more emotional meaning to massages, guys are mainly glad that when getting one from their girl they can be assured of a happy ending.

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New Places

The setting can go a long ways towards having better sex, and a good tip might be to get out of the bedroom.  Sex outdoors adds an element of danger to the experience which can heighten your excitement, and hotel rooms can impart an illicit feel which also can be adventurous.  If only going into another room in your place or doing it in the shower, mix up your choice of locales and see if better sex ensues.

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Play Games

Games can serve as an excellent way to lower her inhibitions as well as adding an element of fun to your relationship.  It can be as simple as strip poker, or you can return back to your school days with a game of Truth Or Dare.  There are quite a few adult games marketed online — do a quick search and many choices will arise.

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Tell Her What To Do

One simple route to better sex could be to just tell her what to do.  Many couples fail to communicate in the bedroom, and if you fall into this category then this tip can be exactly what you need.  Many girls enjoy being firmly told what to do allowing their inner submissiveness to emerge.  From your perspective, being in charge is obviously an attractive option — you have nothing to lose by giving it a try and only better sex to gain.

Accutron Men’s Telluride Digital Chronograph

The Accutron Men’s Telluride Digital Chronograph contains multiple functions, and it features both analog along with digital modes.  This watch is contstructed with an attractive stainless steel case with a black analog dial.  While it is perfectly suitable to wear at a business meeting or out on a date, the Accutron Men’s Telluride Digital Chronograph can also absorb rough treatment received while you’re out biking or diving.  It is water-resistant to 50 meters, and it boasts a wide variety of useful functions.  As its name implies, several of these functions are specifically geared for use on the ski slope.  At approximately $350, the Accutron Men’s Telluride Digital Chronograph is a great dual-use choice for when adding to your selection of men’s watches.

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Bulova Men’s Multifunction Black Leather

The Bulova Men’s Multifunction Black Leather is an affordable men’s watch which is appropriate for the office or for attending business-related functions.  This watch features an elegant, yet manly, sleek design accentuated with a black faux-crocodile leather strap.  At approximately $150, the Bulova Men’s Multifunction Black Leather is a great choice for guys on a budget who still desire to make an impression with clients and co-workers.

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Citizen Eco-Drive Men’s 20th Anniversary Aqualand

This watch is solar powered, and it is an ideal choice for a men’s watch which does not sacrifice style while being conducive for use in the great outdoors.  The Citizen Eco-Drive Men’s 20th Anniversary Aqualand features a dual digital-analog display, and its construction boasts scratch-resistant crystal glass combined with highly polished stainless steel.  This watch has become a favorite among divers seeing it is water resistant down to an impressive 600 feet.  The watch even includes a diving log function which can capture data consequent to up to 20 dives.  At around $400, this watch is both a stylish and affordable option for a men’s watch which can withstand the abuses and pressures associated with diving and other outdoor activities.

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Luminox Men’s EVO Navy SEAL Colormark

You might not be able to quickly dispatch your adversaries with a short loop of piano wire, but you can look like a Navy Seal while wearing a Luminox Men’s EVO Navy SEAL Colormark.  This watch is a top choice among both Navy Seals as well as Air Force pilots, and it contains functions useful on the battlefield as well as the dance floor.  This watch utilizes tritium gas to achieve illumination 100 times brighter than typical luminous watches which can come in handy when assessing whether a girl on a dark dance floor is worthy of bringing home.  Suffice to say, this watch has ultra-sturdy construction, and unless your plans include mountain assaults the odds are great that you will own it for many years without a scratch.  At approximately $250, this watch can have you looking like a warrior without bombarding your bank account.

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Nautica Men’s BFC Chronograph

The Nautica Men’s BFC Chronograph has a modern and updated design accentuated with a gold tone stainless steel face.  This watch contains three sub-dials situated next to a discrete window for the date.  The genesis of this watch was derived for boaters, but this current iteration is perfect for mariners and landlubbers alike.  At just over $150, the Nautica Men’s BFC Chronograph is an excellent choice for an affordable men’s watch which doesn’t sacrifice quality nor looks.

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Seiko Men’s Kinetic Dive Silver-Tone

The  Seiko Men’s Kinetic Dive Silver-Tone is an excellent choice for both scuba as well as muff diving expeditions.  Ladies are certain to find its crisp stainless steel design attractive, and the Seiko Men’s Kinetic Dive Silver-Tone is water resistant down to an impressive 200 meters for when diving for treasure.  Kinetic quartz movement ensures a high level of accuracy, and at approximately $250 it is an affordable option for divers of all sorts.

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TechnoMarine Men’s Squale

The TechnoMarine Men’s Squale is geared for the outdoorsman, and it protects itself from your abuse with a black gel cover which can be deployed during your more extreme adventures.  This watch is perfect for sportsmen of all types, and it is water-resistant down to almost 700 feet which makes it a top choice for divers who also want to retain a sense of style.  At just over $250, the TechnoMarine Men’s Squale can keep you looking your best while out on the trails or under the sea.

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Tissot Quadrato Chronograph

The Tissot Quadrato Chronograph is crafted more for city-dwellers, and it features a unique square face perfect for men seeking a bit of originality within their timepieces.  The design of the Tissot Quadrato Chronograph contains brushed and polished stainless steel for both the face as well as the band, and functionality is ensured with precise Swiss quartz movement.  At around $400, the Tissot Quadrato Chronograph is an excellent choice among men’s watches for those who desire to stand a bit apart from the crowd.

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Tokyo Flash Men’s Barcode SS

The Tokyo Flash Men’s Barcode SS men’s watch is sure to make you the center of attention.  This men’s watch entails a science fiction theme replete with crazily flashing LED light displays.  Deciphering the actual time can be a real task, but the uniqueness of this timepiece makes it worth the extra effort.  Style is assured with a sleek polished stainless steel band, and at under $100 this is an affordable selection to add to your collection of men’s watches.

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Torgoen T5 Zulu Time

This men’s watch is perfect for frequent travelers or for those who conduct business internationally — it simultaneously tracks time within two different time zones.  The  Torgoen T5 Zulu Time ensures accuracy with precise quartz movement, and its design features gleaming stainless steel.  The additional time zone is conveniently tracked with an additional hand on the watch.  The  Torgoen T5 Zulu Time comes with an attractive Italian brown leather strap, and it is water-resistant down to approximately 300 feet.  With a price tag of approximately $225, the  Torgoen T5 Zulu Time is a great option providing for both functionality and design.

We’ve all been there at one time or another.  Either you were living at home or with a room mate who wouldn’t leave when prompted.  At times the cause possibly was the pigsty state of your abode — whatever the reason you ended up with no alternative but to do it within the confines of your vehicle.  If you happen to drive around an RV or tour bus on a day to day basis, then you have no problems.  However, if you drive a normal car, then some tricky issues come into play when attempting to turn your car into a seedy motel.  These tips can serve to allow for enjoyable car-sex without risking injury or incarceration.

Safety

Having sex in a car is difficult enough when parked — let alone trying to pull off this feat while actually driving.  Many surely have boasted pulling off this stunt, however, you would be well served to park the car first.  No matter how horny you are, there is no excuse for risking the lives of your fellow motorists as well as your own.  Find a dark spot, park, relax and enjoy the act without the attendant risk of getting your dick bitten off should you unexpectedly need to slam on the brakes.

Back Seat

If you have one, the back seat is obviously the most conducive place within the vehicle to have sex.  Depending upon your car, the back seat can accommodate missionary, doggy style or her straddling you on top.  Just make sure to move the front seats to their most forward position and to tuck the seatbelt receptors into the seat.  The one downside of the back seat is that it requires her to exit the car and get back in prior to getting naked — this delay and bit of fresh air could make her think twice about the propriety of fucking in your car — a phenomenon you’d obviously wish to avoid.

Front Seat

Should you not desire to risk her having second thoughts while transitioning to the back seat, then the front passenger seat is your only option.  Obviously the placement of the steering wheel precludes the driver’s seat.  Your best shot at decent sex in the front passenger seat is to slide the seat back as far as it will go and have her sit on your facing forward — using the dash as leverage to press back against you.  Be advised, when utilizing this strategy you have little hope of quick disengagement should a stranger — or cop — approach the car, so the front seat is best only used when you are assured of a high degree of privacy.

Exterior of the Car

Depending upon the make and model of your car, the hood can prove to be an excellent platform for an impromptu encounter.  Should car-sex be prevalent within your normal routine, then you probably want to keep a nice blanket handy in the trunk.  Obviously, the weather has a big say on whether sex outside the car is viable as well as how secluded the location is where you parked.  For those who don’t wish to risk a dent, having her bend over with her hands on the hood — a la a traffic stop arrest — will always work just fine.

The Law

Obviously, the law frowns upon public sexual displays — and the risk is always present of adverse legal consequences when using your car as your love den.  In the worst scenario, you’d be seen by kids and be branded as some sort of flasher or other pervert.  Hence, one should take great care in selecting a secluded location — and planning your escape in advance should it become necessary.

Cleanliness

Getting cum stains all over your car seats is probably not a good idea on several levels.  Consequently, ensure you always have a supply of tissues in your glove compartment — just in case.  Also, keeping a towel in the trunk (along with a blanket) is an easy step which can help to prevent soiling your nice leather seats unnecessarily.

Done with some forethought and common sense, sex in your car can be safe and exciting.  Done incorrectly, it can be painful, messy and humiliating.  Chances are at some point or another you’ll face this challenge — hopefully the above tips can help smooth out some of the wrinkles usually encountered during this type endeavor.