As a part of HardyMag’s ongoing City Guide to sex, we’d now like to discuss getting laid in Las Vegas. Although a guide to getting pussy in Vegas might be considered superfluous, many guys are overwhelmed by Sin City and don’t know where to even start. If you hang out at the wrong places, then you might be destined to be among either middle-aged bacherlorette party fatties or at other places be surrounded by pro’s seeking to take your money faster than the one-armed bandits.
A key tip is to stay away from the major clubs as well as the bars within the casino. Girls within the big clubs in Vegas often have their defenses up against perverts like yourself looking to get inside their panties. At the casino bars, the odds are high that girls sitting alone (or in a group of two) are either hookers or weekend warriors. A weekend warrior is a semi-pro who only makes occasional trips to Vegas (usually from LA) in order to generate extra spending cash. Many of these weekend warriors are quite hot MAW (model, actress, whatever) types, but unless you’re looking to drop $500 for a quick blowjob — stay away.
The best way to meet chicks in Vegas is as you go about enjoying everything the city has to offer. You might find her randomly sitting next to you at a blackjack table, or maybe adjacent to you at a show. In these scenarios, they tend not to have their guard up as much and are more amenable to your approach. Hang out with them, enjoy the city and be a bit patient. Don’t expect to score early in Vegas, girls don’t travel there so they can leave the action early in order to suck your dick.
Whatever you do, don’t even think about ordering a call girl from one of the brochures passed out on the Strip. There is a 100% chance that the girl pictured on the pamphlet will not show up in your room. Unless you are into crack whores or chicks which you suspect may be transsexuals — stay away. With some patience and an easygoing demeanor, getting laid in Vegas can be quite easy. Just be careful — when it comes to STD’s what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay there — it comes home with you.